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Arrr matey, tis be a scandal brewin' at the World Bank! Will Captain Banga weather the storm or walk the plank?

2024-03-13

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the bank be squabbling o'er how to make amends for the mistreatment of young lads 'n lasses at the schools they be supportin' in Kenya. Methinks they be needin' more than just doubloons to make things right! Aarrr!

Arrr matey, the bank be in hot water as it tries to figure out how to make things right for the poor souls who suffered abuse at them Kenyan schools they was funding. Aye, the scallywags be getting a good rumbling from the authorities as they argue about what be a fair compensation for them poor students. Shiver me timbers, the bank be caught in a right pickle this time!
Some be saying the bank should walk the plank and pay up big time for what them scurvy dogs did to them innocent children. Others be arguing that a few pieces of eight be enough to make amends. But the real question be, can any amount of gold make up for the horrors them students went through?
It be a sticky situation for the bank, that be for sure. They be trying to save face while also doing right by them victims. But let's not forget, these be the same scallywags who turned a blind eye to the abuse in the first place. Aye, it be a case of too little, too late for these landlubbers!

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