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Avast ye scallywags! Hamas be returnin' the captives they snatched from Israel's grasp in the land o' Gaza. Ahoy!

2024-05-24

Arr mateys, the scallywags of Hamas be holdin' three more souls in their clutches, but fear not, for the Israel Defense Forces be swoopin' in to rescue 'em! Aye, those terrorists best be watchin' their backs, for justice be comin' for 'em!

Avast ye landlubbers! Three more poor souls taken by the scurvy dogs of Hamas during their dastardly attack on Israel have been found in the depths of Gaza. The Israel Defense Forces, in a daring raid in Jabalia, recovered the bodies of Hanan Yablonka, Orión Hernández Radoux, and Michel Nisenbaum.Yablonka, a father of two, was ambushed while riding with his mates, only to meet a tragic end near Mefalsim. Radoux, a French-Mexican citizen, was captured at a music festival with his lady love, Shani Louk. Nisenbaum, a grandfather on a simple errand, was also seized by these villains.The Hostages Families Forum mourns the loss of these souls, urging the return of all hostages from the clutches of these wretched terrorists. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and French President Emmanuel Macron express their sorrow at these events.As the days in captivity stretch on, with over a hundred hostages still held, the IDF continues its efforts to bring all the hostages home. Let us hope that these brave souls find peace at last, and that justice will be swift and sure for those who have committed such heinous acts.

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