Arrr, they be waitin' fer their ships, but Trump locked the hatch on our Afghan mateys! What a scallywag!
2025-01-25
Avast, me hearties! A decree from the captain has put the kibosh on our Afghan mates hopping aboard for a new life in the colonies! Those who lent a hand to the American crew are now left high and dry. Blimey, what a scallywag of a turn of events!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of woe from the land o’ the free, where the winds of change hath blown a cruel gust upon the noble souls who lent their hands to the U.S. mission in the sands of Afghanistan. Aye, ye heard me right! An executive order, like a scallywag with a treasure map, hath halted the very flights meant to carry our valiant Afghan mates to the shores o’ safety and freedom.