The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the U.S. be wishin’ fer a truce ‘n’ a bargain fer prisoners, all ‘fore the month be through!

2024-12-12

Avast, me hearties! In the lands of the Middle East, ol’ Jake Sullivan, a fine White House swab, be makin’ one last stab at diplomacy afore he sails off. He be claimin’ this parley be as fresh as a sea breeze, unlike the stinkin’ fishin’ talks of yore! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Jake Sullivan, a swab from the White House deck, makin' his last stand in the tempestuous seas of the Middle East! With the winds of change howlin' and the sands shiftin' beneath his boots, our brave captain be claimin' that these talks be of a different sort than the ones that sank before! Aye, I reckon he be tryin' to hoist the flag of diplomacy one last time before he sails off into the sunset, never to be seen again!

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