The Booty Report

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Arrr, Piknik, a band of Russian scallywags, be caught in a wretched tragedy at sea! Avast ye mateys!

2024-03-23

Arrr, the merry band was about to entertain the crowd when scallywags with pistols started blasting at Crocus City Hall. The scallywags be ruinin' the fun fer everyone! A pox on their cursed black hearts!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The group was about to take the stage for a jolly good time when those rascally gunmen started shootin' at Crocus City Hall! Aye, 'twas a right mess, it was. The audience was all in a panic, runnin' for cover like chickens with their heads cut off.

But fear not, me hearties, for the band managed to escape unharmed. They be some lucky blokes, they be. And the show must go on, as they say. So the second sold-out concert was postponed to a later date, much to the disappointment of the fans.

But let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - never mess with a group of pirates, er, I mean musicians. They be a tough and resilient bunch, they be. And they won't let a little bit of gunfire stop them from puttin' on a show for their loyal fans.

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