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Arrr, a landlubber went a-splishin' and splashin' overboard on a Norse ship, while his kin cackled, “Avast, ye fool!"

2024-12-27

Arrr, the landlubbers have tossed the search for a 51-year-old scallywag who took a swim with the fishies off a Norwegian galleon in the Western Caribbean. Seems the ol’ seadog fancied a dip! Avast! He be lost to Davy Jones, or perhaps just enjoyin’ the salty breeze!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas misfortune aboard the grand vessel known as the Norwegian Epic. A scallywag, 51 years young, was caught in a tempest o' misadventure and went over the side, alas, in the waters between Jamaica and the Bahamas!

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