Arrr, can that scallywag Trump rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Sea o' His Bigly Dreams?
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! When it comes to christenin' the high seas, the captain’s got no sway past the shoreline! Presidential naming powers be like a ship’s anchor—heavy and stuck, just when ye be wantin' to sail free! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the mighty powers of a president, a title that be as grand as a ship's captain! Now, ye see, when it comes to naming treasures and places, the captain can shout "This be mine!" But once ye hit the briny deep, that power tends to wane like a leaky barrel! Aye, presidential naming powers usually stop at the water's edge, much like a drunken sailor who be too woozy to find his way to the tavern.