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Avast ye mateys! The whole world be as silent as a calm sea 'bout the Sudan massacres, nary a mob near th' White House!

2023-11-26

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, be not a single eye patch-wearin' soul, nor a whisper of tale 'bout the Sudan strife in the media! Them aid-sailin' vessels be fightin' to keep the doubloons flowin', yet the lack o' protestin' o'er the slaughter be as bafflin' as mermaids in the desert!

In 17th century pirate language, arrr, there be a forgotten war in Sudan, mateys! Aye, more than 5.6 million poor souls have been driven from their homes, and 25 million be in need of aid. The situation be grim, with reports of ethnically based attacks and the terrible rape of women and children. It be a massacre, I tell ye!

But ye won't be finding much media coverage of this travesty. The relief agencies be battlin' to get the attention they need to raise funds. The World Food Program be strugglin' to deliver food to the people in Sudan, and their funds be runnin' low. It be a dire situation, me hearties.

There be a lack of protest as well. While there be massive demonstrations against the war in Gaza, there be barely 600 people speakin' out against the atrocities in Sudan. It be a sad sight indeed. Where be the mob outside the White House to stop the indiscriminate killing in Sudan? It seems they only be gettin' riled up when it comes to Jews defendin' themselves.

The violence and bloodshed be breakin' out between the government's Sudanese Armed Forces and the Rapid Support Forces. The U.S. be deeply concerned by the escalating violence and human rights abuses in Sudan, but there be no military solution to this conflict. The U.S. be callin' for a cease-fire and unhindered humanitarian access.

But there be doubts that any agreement will be honored. Talks in Jeddah have proved fruitless, and experts be sayin' that the Biden administration be doin' too little to end the conflict or alleviate the sufferin'. The situation be dire, and if it continues unchecked, it could lead to the collapse of the Sudanese state, creatin' another "Somalia" in the heart of Africa.

So, me hearties, let us not forget the forgotten war in Sudan. It be a crisis of epic proportions, and we must not turn a blind eye to the suffering of our fellow human beings.

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