Arrr, matey! In Oregon’s wilds, a tree farm be growin’ a million yuletide pines fer scallywags each year!
2024-12-11
Arrr, me hearties! Oregon be the grandest land of Christmas trees, harvestin' a mighty 4.7 million each year! Aye, it be takin' the crown with a whopping 33% of the jolly green bounty in all the seven seas o’ the U.S.! Ho ho ho, now that’s a festive treasure!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of Oregon, the grandest land o' Christmas trees in all the seven seas! They be churnin' out a bountiful four million of 'em each year, which be makin' up a hearty 33% o' the whole United States' festive foliage, worth a treasure of $120 million! Aye, that’s a whole shipload o' doubloons!Now, if ye be searchin' for the mightiest o' these tree farms, look no further than the famed Holiday Tree Farms, birthed by the Schudel clan back in '55. Sprawlin' over 8,500 acres, this enchanted patch be yieldin’ a million trees annually, employin’ a veritable crew of 600 during harvest season! Their prized Douglas fir be sailin' far and wide, even to lands as distant as Mexico and Guam, ye savvy?
Behind this tree-laden wonderland be North Carolina, chasin' close with their own four million trees. In all, the good ol' U.S. of A. sells 25 to 30 million real Christmas trees each year—enough to deck the halls of every scallywag's abode! But don’t be fooled, growing these beauties be no easy task; it takes a good seven to fifteen years! So hoist the anchor, and may yer holiday season be merry and bright like a ship's lantern on a moonlit night!