The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The world's health ships be sinking as Trump hoists the anchor on foreign gold! Avast, what a jest!

2025-02-01

Arrr matey! The treasure chests be empty, and the scallywags be strugglin'! Lifesavin' potions fer the dreaded TB, malaria, and that devilish H.I.V. be stranded without doubloons! We be needin' gold to keep the good fight afloat, or we’ll be walkin' the plank of disease! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of woe in the realm o' health and disease! It be seemin' that lifesavin' treatments fer foul foes like tuberculosis, malaria, and the scurvy H.I.V. be walkin' the plank, drownin' in a sea o' missed doubloons!

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