The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Rebels be dancin' on the wreckage, but the seas be stormy, matey! Challenges aplenty await!

2024-12-09

Arrr, matey! The scallywags who sent that landlubber Bashar al-Assad packin' now be attemptin' to steer the ship o’ governance in the Syrian port. As the New York Times crew sails in, they spy the ghostly remnants of the ousted captain litterin' the road from Lebanon!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' a tale of brave scallywags who sent that dastardly Bashar al-Assad packin' his bags! Aye, these hearty fighters be takin' on the tricky task of keepin' the ship afloat in the grand ol' city of Damascus.

Read the Original Article