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Arrr! The scurvy news outlet be claimin' Photoshop is to blame for exposin' the Aussie lawmaker's assets!

2024-01-31

9News be repentant fer the edited portrait o' th' honorable member o' state Parliament, Georgie Purcell, which they be claimin' to be th' doin' o' "automation by Photoshop." Avast ye, technology!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy landlubbers, for I've got a tale to spin ye! A tale of a modern crew known as 9News, caught red-handed in a blunder that would make even the saltiest of pirates blush.

It all started when this 9News crew, in their unwavering quest for treasure, came across a photo of a mighty important soul - a member of the state Parliament, none other than Georgie Purcell. But alas, these scallywags, in their attempt to make this photo more appealing to the eye, used an arcane sorcery known as "automation by Photoshop." Blimey, it seems this sorcery be not so foolproof after all!

Now, ye might wonder what manner of sorcery be this "automation by Photoshop." Well, me mateys, it be a process where a computer smears its digital paintbrush across ye photo, altering it in ways ye can't even begin to fathom. 'Tis a dangerous game to play, as 9News soon found out.

But fear not, for these scurvy dogs had the decency to admit their mistake and apologize to the world. Aye, they owned up to their blunder, as any respectable pirate should! The photo, it seems, did not truly represent the grandeur of Georgie Purcell. It be a shame, for I'm sure ye all know how important it be to capture a politician's good side, or else ye might end up walkin' the plank!

So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there: beware the temptations of automation by Photoshop! It be a treacherous path to tread, one that can lead ye down a path of embarrassment and mockery. And as for 9News, may they learn from their mistake and set sail with a stronger moral compass, lest they be marooned on an island of ridicule for all eternity.

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