The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Zelensky be shovin' off Trump’s demand fer half the booty—no way, matey! Ukraine's treasure be stayin' put!

2025-02-16

Arrr, President Zelensky be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the Yanks' grand scheme, claimin’ it be lackin’ proper treasure maps fer security! Aye, he be wantin’ more than mere promises in a bottle, savvy? A true captain needs a sturdy ship to sail the stormy seas, or he be walkin’ the plank!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President Volodymyr Zelensky, a brave captain of Ukraine, who be spoutin’ his discontent 'gainst the American ship sailing with a proposal. Aye, he be claimin' that this parchment o' promises be lacking in the vital treasure of security guarantees!

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