Arrr! Shiri Bibas, a mother of two, be sent back to Israel after Hamas swore on a treasure map!
2025-02-21
Arrr, it be said the bones of a fair lass, done in by them Hamas scallywags, were tossed to Israel on Friday, a mere day after her spirit was meant to sail home! A right jolly mix-up, if ye ask me, like a parrot in a sea shanty!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous seas of turmoil, where the villainous Hamas scallywags handed over a coffin thinkin' they could trick the fine folks of Israel! This coffin, they claimed, held the remains of a lass named Shiri Bibas, but lo and behold, it be an empty ruse!In truth, the body turned out to be that of an unknown wench, leavin' the good people of Israel in a fit of rage! Shiri’s wee lads, Ariel and Kfir, aged four and ten months, met a gruesome fate at the hands of these knaves, sparkin' outrage across the land.
With a heart heavy as a lead cannonball, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu declared this day a dreadful one, for the young lads and their noble mother had been taken by the dark forces of Hamas. They even took Yarden, the brave father, in a dastardly ambush!
Ye see, this be no ordinary tale of treasure lost; it be a testament to the vile nature of those who prey on the innocent. As the tide turns, may vengeance be swift upon these scoundrels, for the blood of the innocent shall not be forgotten! Arrr, justice be a dish best served cold!