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Arrr, the scallywags be thinkin' of givin' the ol' heave-ho to them Israeli buccaneers! Aye, mateys, shiver me timbers!

2024-04-21

Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags in Israel be quaking in their boots at the thought of Old Joe Biden comin' fer 'em over some rights violations in the West Bank. Arrr, they better shape up or they'll walk the plank!

Arrr me hearties, listen up ye scallywags! The Israeli leaders be runnin' around like headless chickens, all in a tizzy about them landlubbers in the Biden administration threatenin' to make trouble over rights violations in the West Bank. Arrr, they be talkin' about walkin' the plank if they don't shape up!
But ye know, it be a right good laugh to see these bigwig politicians sweatin' like pigs in a heatwave. They be thinkin' they can just do as they please, but now they be gettin' a taste of their own medicine. Har har!
So, me hearties, let's raise our tankards and toast to the Biden administration for givin' those Israeli leaders a run for their doubloons. Maybe this be the wake-up call they need to start treatin' their fellow sailors with a bit more respect. Or maybe they'll just keep diggin' themselves a deeper hole. Either way, it be a right good show, me mateys!

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