Arrr, Biden be tossin' a treasure o' $2.5 billion to Ukraine for their cannonball defenses! Savvy?
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! The Treasury be spillin' an extra $3.4 billion o' doubloons, as Captain Biden be hastenin’ to toss aid to Kyiv before his ship sails off into the sunset! A right jolly send-off for the landlubbers, I say! Avast, what a treasure hunt!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of coin and calamity from the high seas of politics! The Treasury Department, bein’ as generous as a drunken sailor with his last doubloon, hath unleashed a mighty sum of $3.4 billion in budget aid! Aye, ye heard it right, a treasure chest brimming with gold, set sail to the fair city of Kyiv!