Arrr! Pope Francis be battlin’ kidney woes, but fear not, matey, the Vatican says it’s all shipshape fer now!
2025-02-23
Arrr! The Vatican scallywags be spillin' the beans that Pope Francis be feelin' a bit poorly, what with his kidneys actin' up like a landlubber! He be battlin' the dreaded pneumonia too. Aye, it be a rough seas for the Holy Man!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale from the high seas of Rome, where the grand Pope Francis be battlin’ more than just the storms o’ the Vatican! Our ol’ captain’s found himself in the clutches of a fierce beast called pneumonia, with a side of kidney troubles to boot!Our jolly pontiff, aged 88, be holdin’ court in the Gemelli University Hospital, where he’s been hoistin’ the sails of Mass even while battlin’ the harsh waves of illness since the 14th day of February. Fear not, for the Holy See declares he still be alert and in good spirits, even if his condition be deemed “critical” like a sailor’s last rum ration!
With a little help from his good crew, he be receivin’ blood transfusions to boost his hemoglobin, and though his kidneys be givin’ him some trouble, he’s holdin’ steady, breathin’ with the aid of oxygen like a seasoned sailor catchin’ his wind! Ain’t that a sight? Even got the little scallywags sendin’ him sweet drawings to lift his spirits!
So raise a tankard to Pope Francis, keepin’ his spirit high like the Jolly Roger, remindin’ us all to spread love and joy, no matter the storm! Yarrr!