Arrr! Ex-Cap’n Duterte’s caught in the nets o’ the I.C.C., me hearty! A fine pickle, indeed!
2025-03-11
Arrr! The International Court be snoopin' 'round the deadly scourge o' Mr. Duterte's antidrug rampage! That scallywag be locked up in Manila, and now the landlubbers be wantin' to know how he ran his sloop o' mischief while wearin' the captain's hat! Har har!
But lo and behold! The International Criminal Court, a band of legal buccaneers from far and wide, be investigatin' this here mayhem. They be lookin' into the blood that be spilled on Duterte's watch, aye, it be a sight to see! This ol' sea dog thought he could steer clear of the law, but the long arm of justice be reachin' out like a kraken from the deep!
Now, just recently, the captain found himself in chains, detained right in his own port. Talk about irony, eh? He be thinkin’ he could run the seas without a care, but now he be sittin’ in the brig, ponderin’ his misdeeds as the court be hot on his tail. Will he walk the plank, or will he find a treasure of luck? Only time will tell, but I reckon it be a right merry chase!
So, keep yer spyglass ready, mateys, for this be a tale that be far from over, and we be watchin’ with bated breath! Yarrr!