Arrr! Trump be callin’ for a cannonball barrage on them scallywags in Yemen, sayin’ it be a mighty fine show!
2025-03-15
Arrr matey! President Trump, that scallywag, be callin' for cannon fire on them Houthi rascals in Yemen, he be shoutin' it from his Truth Social crow’s nest on Saturday! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly time for a battle on the high seas o’ politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the ruckus in the far-off seas of Yemen. The bold Captain Donald Trump, writin’ from his ship’s log on Truth Social, ordered his fleet to unleash a tempest o’ airstrikes upon the scallywag Houthi rebels! Aye, he declared that these knaves have been plunderin' and terrorizin’ American vessels like true pirates of the seven seas.Trump, with a mighty roar, laid blame on the previous captain of the ship o’ state, Joe Biden, callin’ his response to the Houthi scallywags “pathetically weak.” He rumbled that it’s been over a year since a U.S. ship dared to brave the perilous waters of the Suez Canal, with the Houthis sendin’ their missiles like cannon fire upon our gallant warships!
With fire in his belly, Trump bellowed, “Your time be up, ye Houthi ruffians! If ye continue yer mischief, ye shall see hell rain down upon ye like a thunderstorm!” This declaration comes hot on the heels of those rascally Houthis tryin’ to take aim at our F-16s and drones, but fear not, they missed their mark! So, let it be known: the seas be fraught with danger, and the fight against these marauders is just kickin’ off, aye!