Arrr, Israel be claimin’ they’ll park their scallywags in five spots o’ Lebanon, but only fer a tick!
2025-02-17
Arrr, me mateys! Word be blowin’ o’ fresh skirmishes in southern Lebanon, where Israel be clashin’ swords with them rascally Hezbollah scallywags! Prepare yer rum and brace yerselves for a right jolly ruckus on the high seas of battle! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the far-off shores of southern Lebanon, where a tempest brews in the cauldron of conflict! Aye, news has sailed in, whisperin' of renewed skirmishes betwixt the hearty lads of Israel and the raucous crew known as Hezbollah, the Lebanese militia with a penchant for mischief.