The Booty Report

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"Arrr, how might them rebel scallywags rule the shores of Syria? Their shenanigans in Idlib be a hint, matey!"

2024-12-15

Arrr, the scallywags who sent the tyrant packin' ran a tidy ship where they ruled, keepin' order like true sea dogs. But beware, matey! Anyone with a sharp tongue found themselves locked in the brig, lest they ruffle the feathers of these landlubber rebels!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Islamist scallywags who tossed the ol' tyrant of Syria overboard! Aye, these rebels be a crafty lot, takin' hold o' the land like a captain claimin' his prize. They ran their territory with a discipline that’d make even the saltiest sea captain salute!

But beware, for not all be smooth sailin' on this high seas o' rebellion! While they be puttin' on a show of order, they also took to throwin' their detractors in the brig faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, if ye dared to raise yer voice against their rule, ye might find yerself locked away, whisperin' to the rats in the hold.

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