Arrr, Hezbollah be flexin' their muscles at ol' Hassan's send-off, like scallywags at a treasure hunt!
2025-02-23
Arrr, the scallywags o' the Iran-backed crew threw a grand shindig fer their ol' captain, Hassan Nasrallah, who met his watery grave at the hands o' them Israeli knaves in September! Aye, a right jolly wake fer a landlubber who’s now six feet under!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale as rich as a treasure chest! The scallywags of the Iran-backed Lebanese militant crew, known as Hezbollah, be throwin' a grand shindig to honor their fallen captain, Hassan Nasrallah. Aye, this be no ordinary wake, but a hullabaloo fit for the fiercest sea dog! This buccaneer met his fate at the hands of the Israeli brigands last September, and now his mates be celebratin' his memory like a pirate’s last rum ration.