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Arrr, Rabbi Shmuel Butman, 81, the Brooklyn sea parrot of the Ultra-Orthodox crew, be shufflin’ off this mortal coil!

2024-08-14

Arrr! He be the jolly visage of the Chabad-Lubavitch crew durin' the Crown Heights rumble in '91, and for many a year, he be sparkin' up that mighty menorah in Manhattan every Hanukkah, like a true buccaneer of the light! Huzzah!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fine lad who be the public visage of the Chabad-Lubavitch crew, particularly during the raucous Crown Heights riots of '91! Aye, it be a tale of tumult and tempest, where the streets be aflame with discord, yet this brave soul stood steadfast like a ship in a stormy sea.

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