"Arrr! Australia's Jewish crew be shiverin' at the rise of scallywag antisemitism: 'Fear and anxiety be afoot!'"
2024-12-12
Arrr, after a fiery ruckus and a right mess, the Jewish crew down under be hollerin’ at the crown for aid, whilst ol’ Australia be swayin’ like a drunken sailor ‘twixt supporting the landlubbers of Palestine and keepin’ the peace! What a jolly pickle, eh?
Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of fiery mischief in Melbourne, where the Adass Israel Synagogue found itself ablaze, likely the work of rogue knaves plotting a nefarious terror attack. On the sixth day of December, masked brigands turned the sacred halls to cinders, leaving the good Jewish folk in search of fair support from their leaders, much like a lost ship seeking a harbor!The winds of hate blew fierce, as another foul deed followed in Sydney, where a car was set ablaze and buildings were defaced with scurrilous graffiti. Local officials, including Premier Chris Minns, lamented that their fair city boasts a high number of Holocaust survivors who fled to escape such repugnant hatred. Yet here they be, facing such dark tides once more!
One brave soul, Yumi Friedman, found himself ensnared in the chaos, as police mistook the synagogue-goers for the miscreants. "Aye, it took ‘em a while to realize we be the victims!" he exclaimed! Meanwhile, down by the docks, community members be cryin’ for more protection, as their requests fell on deaf ears. Prime Minister Albanese, though late to the fray, pledged to bolster security against this rising tide of antisemitism, but many feel it be but a drop in the bucket!
Alas, with incidents of hate soaring like crows above the plundered ships, the Simon Wiesenthal Center has warned Jewish folk to tread lightly in Australia. So, let us raise our tankards to unity and the pursuit of peace, avast ye harbingers of hate!