Arrr! Biden be claimin' the fall of Assad, while the specter of the Islamic State be lurkin' like a ghostly sea serpent!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! On the high seas o' politics, Captain Biden ruffled a few feathers, claimin' his crew’s Mideast maneuvers sent that scallywag Assad to Davy Jones' locker! 'Twas a tempest in a teapot, I say! Avast, ye critics, don’t be throwin' cannonballs at the captain just yet!
Ahoy, mateys! In the wild seas of Jerusalem, the winds be blowin' against the Biden crew as the Syrian dictatorship of Bashar Assad be takin’ a swift dive into the deep blue. Rumors swirl ‘bout whether the ol’ captain had his eye off the ball in that turbulent region where American buccaneers be settin’ anchor.From the grand ship known as the White House, Captain Biden declared a “victory” as if he just found gold doubloons, sayin’ the tides be turnin’ in the Middle East. But savvy sailors like John Hannah be callin’ him out, sayin’ it’s a right cheeky move to claim glory for Iran and Hezbollah takin’ hits when he didn’t lift a finger to truly help Israel win the battle.
While the winds howl of Israel's might against the foes from Iran and the likes, ol’ Netanyahu be givin’ thanks for the U.S. support, but warns of stormy seas ahead. Critics be warnin’ that if the Biden crew didn’t foul up, the seas might be calmer now. As the gales of change whip through Syria, the shadows of ISIS loom, and savvy sailors know that the seas be far from calm! Arrr!