Arrr! Netanyahu be seekin' vengeance after them scallywags from Hamas returned the wrong bones, savvy? A real mix-up, matey!
2025-02-21
Arrr, matey! Netanyahu be swearin' a mighty vengeance after them scallywags of Hamas tossed 'im the corpse of a mystery wench instead of fair Shiri Bibas! A breach o' the ceasefire, it be! Blimey, the seas be gettin' stormy, and this be no time for ghostly bodies!
Arrr mateys! Hearken unto the tale of Benjamin Netanyahu, the brave captain of Israel, who be swearing a mighty "revenge" upon the scurvy dogs of Hamas! A foul trick was played, for in a coffin labeled with the name of the kidnapped Shiri Bibas, there lay not her form but that of an unknown wench! What treachery be this?On Thursday, the dastardly Hamas promised to return the bodies of Shiri and her kin, yet lo and behold, it be a ruse! Netanyahu be fuming, declaring, "These Hamas knaves sent a Gazan lass instead of our beloved Shiri, breakin' their vow!" Such villainy, he vowed, shall not go unpunished! The sea shall quake beneath the weight of their reckoning!
The sea-faring lads Ariel and Kfir Bibas met a grim fate at the hands of these brutish thugs, as confirmed by IDF’s Rear Adm. Hagari. The pirates of Hamas showed their true colors, casting aside all semblance of honor as they delivered naught but a nameless corpse!
While some cried for vengeance, others, like the fair Ofri Bibas Levy, sought naught but the return of their beloved Shiri, lamenting the lack of apologies from the captain of Israel. “We be not seekin' revenge, but our dear Shiri!” they cried.
As outrage spread like wildfire on the high seas, world leaders be condemning Hamas’ villainous deeds, with voices raised against their treachery. Arrr, may justice be swift as the tide!