The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Decipherin' them scallywag factions in Syria be like plunderin' a treasure map gone awry!"

2024-12-10

Arrr, the scallywags be united in wantin’ to send Bashar al-Assad to Davy Jones’ locker! But, by me beard, they can’t agree on naught else—‘tis like cats in a sack, fightin’ over a fish bone!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In the treacherous waters o' Syria, a band o' scallywags known as fighters be united by a common treasure map—t’ topple the dastardly Bashar al-Assad and claim the booty of freedom! Aye, they share this one yearning, but beyond that, it be a right jumbled crew!

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