The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israel and Hamas be swappin' scallywags and bits of the fallen—what a jolly ol' trade, eh matey?

2025-02-27

Arrr, matey! The scallywags brought forth four fine coffins claimin' they held the bodies of Israeli landlubbers, and in a twist, the crew of Israel set some Palestinian prisoners free! A right merry jest, if ye ask this ol' sea dog!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of high seas negotiations and grave matters! A band o' scallywags, known as a militant crew, didst hand over four coffins, claimin’ they held the bodies of Israeli captives. Aye, talk about a deal weighed down by the sands o’ time!

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