Arrr! Ukrainian scallywags be buyin’ shiny nuke boxes! Hope they don’t blow the ship, me hearties!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be squawkin' 'bout gold galore to fix Ukraine's tattered lanterns, claimin' it’ll take an eternity and let the wicked pirates of corruption aboard! Aye, they be more worried 'bout their doubloons than the landlubbers’ light!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a grand project that be stirrin' the waters of the high seas! Those landlubbers opposed to this venture be squawkin' like a parrot with a toothache, claimin' it be costlier than a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons!Aye, they be sayin' that it’ll take longer than a sea turtle crawlin' across a ship’s deck to fortify Ukraine’s power supply, which be as battered as a shipwreck on a stormy night! They reckon this endeavor be a slow ship sailin' through treacherous waters, and who knows how many barnacles of corruption might hitch a ride along the way.
But fear not, me hearties! For every ship that be takin' on water, there be a crew ready to patch the sails and hoist the Jolly Roger high! Sure, it might be costly and time-consuming, but if the winds be blowin' right, Ukraine’s power shall rise like the phoenix from the ashes, and we’ll be toastin’ to the victory with a tankard of grog, not to mention keepin' those pesky scallywags of corruption at bay!
So hoist yer flag, me mateys, and let not the naysayers dampen yer spirits! Onward we sail!