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Avast ye scallywags! 16 souls taken by Russian cannons in Odesa. Ukraine be singin' a sad shanty.

2024-03-15

Arrr, two fiery balls o' destruction be hittin' the same cursed spot, say the Ukrainian scallywags! Aye, some poor souls who came to aid the wounded be meetin' a bitter end. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail upon, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up to this tale of tragedy on the high seas. The Ukrainian authorities be reportin' that two missiles be hittin' the same spot, takin' down some brave rescuers who had rushed in to help after the first attack. Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress, showin' no mercy to those who dare to stand in her way.
Those poor souls who thought they be lendin' a hand to those in need found themselves in the crosshairs of fate. It be a sad day indeed when the heroes become the victims of the very danger they be fightin' against. The sea be a fickle beast, takin' and givin' as she pleases.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to those fallen rescuers, may they find peace in Davy Jones' locker. And let this be a warnin' to all ye sailors out there - beware the treacherous waters and the deadly missiles that lurk beneath the waves. For there be no tellin' when the sea will turn against ye, and no amount of plunder be worth the price of yer life.

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