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Arrr, mateys be quaking in their boots at the thought of more bloodshed in Darfur. Aye, 'tis a fearsome sight indeed!

2024-06-19

Arrr, me hearties! Ye spy-lookin' birds and magic seein' boxes tell tales of thousands of shacks bein' burned to the ground and a whole swarm of landlubbers runnin' away from a city in Sudan. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!

Arrr mateys, ye won't believe the calamity that has befallen the city of Sudan! Aye, the scurvy dogs in power have gone and razed thousands of homes, sending tens of thousands of poor souls scurrying for safety like rats abandonin' a sinkin' ship.
But fear not me hearties, for the truth be revealed through the magic of satellite and video evidence. Aye, those sneaky landlubbers can't hide their treachery from the watchful eyes in the sky!
So let us raise our tankards in solidarity with them poor folk, and may justice be swift and fierce like a cannonball findin' its mark. For no man, woman, or child should have to endure such hardship at the hands of those who should be protectin' them.
And to the villains who brought this destruction upon the innocent, beware! For the seas be vast and unforgivin', and there be no escape from the wrath of the righteous. So batten down the hatches and prepare for a storm like no other, for justice will be served on a silver platter, with a side of vengeance!

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