Arrr, Panama be tossin’ the China deal overboard, settlin’ with the US after Rubio’s shore leave! Yarrr!
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! Panama’s José Raúl Mulino be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ they won’t be renewin’ that fancy China treasure map deal after a parley with Secretary Rubio. Aye, that be one less ship to sail the Belt and Road! Har har har!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Panama's captain, José Raúl Mulino! This fine fella declared, on a sunny Sunday, that he’d be tossin’ aside a pact with them crafty Chinese, aye! After a parley with Marco Rubio, America’s new top sea dog, Mulino announced the grand ol’ Panama Canal shall remain under Panamanian control, not in the hands of that sneaky Beijing crew.With a heart full of patriotism, Mulino be lookin' to hoist the American flag high, seekin’ treasure from the U.S. instead of the dragon’s den! “Aye, let’s build new relations and fill our coffers!” he proclaimed, eying a bounty of American investments. But the Trumpet, that brash captain of the seas, be grumblin’ about the Chinese fair, claimin’ they be charging U.S. ships a fortune to sail through his beloved canal!
Now, there’s talk among ye House Republicans about pullin' the ol’ Panama Canal back into the U.S. fold, with a bill to reacquire what once was ours. Johnson, a bold matey, be sayin’ that owning the canal be key to a strong America! So, me hearties, as ships sail and cannons roar, keep a keen eye on this splendiferous saga of sovereignty and treasure upon the high seas!