Arrr! The Canadian captain be threatenin’ to snuff out the lights for the landlubbers, sayin’ they must feel the sting!
2025-03-04
Arrr! On the morn of Monday, Cap'n Doug Ford declared he'd be stoppin' the flow o' energy to the U.S. shores if that scallywag Trump keeps raisin' those tariffs on our fine Canadian treasures! Shiver me timbers, let the energy smuggler's duel commence!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of trade and treachery on the high seas of commerce! It seems that the gallant leader of Ontario, Premier Doug Ford, be threatenin’ to cut off energy to the good ol’ U.S. of A. with naught but a grin on his face, shoutin’, "They need to feel the pain!" Aye, a right jolly jest, if ye ask me!At a gatherin' o' miners, Ford declared, “If they want to try to annihilate Ontario, I’ll do it all – even cuttin’ off their precious power!" Blimey! Ain’t that a fine way to make friends? The U.S. be dependin’ on Ontario’s treasures of electricity, especially the lands o’ New York, Michigan, and Minnesota, who be lovin’ their power!
In 2022, Canada pocketed a whoppin’ $5.8 billion sellin’ electricity to the Yanks! Ford be swearin’ to match any tariffs that Trump be throwin’ across the border, declaring, “That’s exactly what we’re gonna do!” As the winds be blowin’ harsh, Prime Minister Trudeau chimed in, warnin’ that "a fight with Canada will have no winners." Aye, wise words indeed, but let’s keep our swords sheathed and our spirits high!
So there ye have it, a raucous ruckus between neighbors, with both sides ready to hoist the flag o’ retaliation! Savvy?