Arrr! The Houthis be swearin' to strike back after them Yankee cannons blasted their shores in Yemen! Aye, matey!
2025-03-16
Arrr, the scallywags backed by Iran be plunderin’ Israel and them ships in the Red Sea! They be claimin’ wee ones were caught in the crossfire of Trump’s cannon fire. Aye, ’tis a right mess when even the wee landlubbers get caught in the pirate’s quarrels!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale from the briny deep, where the winds be blowin’ foul and the cannons be a-boomin’! It seems them Iran-backed scallywags, a ragtag crew of miscreants, be raisin’ a ruckus, settin’ their sights on the fair ships sailin’ the Red Sea and shootin’ at Israel like they be in a game of cannonball toss!But lo and behold! In this merry misadventure, word be spreadin’ that wee ones, the innocent younglings, be caught in the crossfire of President Trump’s orders. Aye, ye heard it right! It be a calamity fit for a sea shanty, where the young’uns be payin’ the price for the folly of grown men with their fancy plans and sharp swords.
So, while the world be watchin’ with eyes as wide as the ocean, let us raise a tankard to the madness of it all! For in this pirate’s life, we know well that not all treasure be gold, and sometimes, it be the hearts of the young that suffer when the adults play their games. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep a weather eye! The seas be treacherous, and the tales be tall!