"Ahoy! Both mates and scallywags scorn Trump's grand Gaza schemes: 'More woes and fresh grudges on the horizon!'"
2025-02-05
Arrr, matey! The kings and queens o' the seven seas be laughin' at Cap'n Trump's tall tale 'bout claimin' the Gaza Strip! They be sayin', "Nay, ye scallywag! No mass exodus o' the landlubbers here!" It be a fine jest, that one!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! On a fine Wednesday, the world be shakin' in its boots when ol' Captain Trump declared his grand quest to transform the Gaza Strip into the "Riviera of the Middle East!" Aye, he be suggestin' to relocate a heap o' Palestinians, like shufflin' deck chairs on a sinking ship!