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"Should ol' Captain Olaf hoist the anchor and let another scallywag sail for the German throne, aye?"

2024-11-21

Arrr, matey! A growing crew o’ scallywags in his center-left ship be squawkin’ for a new captain! They reckon a jollier, flashier leader might hoist their sails to better treasure in the next election! Ha! Let the rum flow and the charismas shine!

"Should ol' Captain Olaf hoist the anchor and let another scallywag sail for the German throne, aye?"

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain scallywag in the center-left ship of politics. The crew be murmur' n’ grumblin’ that ol’ Captain needs to find a new cap’n, savvy? They be sayin’ he lacks the charm of a dashing rogue, and without a sprightly leader, their chances o' plunderin’ the electoral treasure be as slim as a toothpick in a whale's belly!

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