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Arrr, matey! Israel’s squabbles with them scallywags Hamas and Hezbollah be as calm as a stormy sea!

2024-08-26

Arrr, after a tempest o' cannon fire betwixt Israel and Hezbollah, the squabbles in Gaza and Lebanon be still as a barnacle on a ship's hull! But fear not, savvy sailors, for a grander war o' the Middle East be kept at bay for now, say the wise sea-faring analysts!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the tempestuous waters o’ the Middle East, where the cannons have roared 'twixt Israel and Hezbollah. The squalls of battle have rocked the decks, yet somehow, a grander war be avoided for now. Aye, the analysts be sayin’ that the conflicts in Gaza and Lebanon remain as stuck as a barnacle on a ship’s hull!

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