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Arrr, Navalny's burial be set for Friday, so sayeth the wench! Prepare to bid adieu to our matey!

2024-02-28

Arr mateys, the memorial service for the Russian scallywag leader be a rare chance for a show of dissent in Moscow, but any landlubber who dare attend be takin' a gamble with their own necks. Aye, 'tis a risky game they be playin'!

Arr matey! The memorial service for the Russian opposition leader be a rare chance for some swashbuckling dissent in Moscow, but beware me hearties, for those who attend be takin' a mighty risk. The powers that be may not take kindly to such bold acts of defiance, so best be keepin' a weather eye out for any scurvy dogs lookin' to spoil the fun.
But fear not, for the spirit of rebellion be strong in the hearts of those who dare to stand up against tyranny. Raise a tankard in honor of the fallen comrade, and let the winds of change blow through the streets of Moscow like a hurricane of freedom. Let the rum flow freely and the voices of the people ring out loud and clear, for we be standin' together as one, united in our quest for justice and liberty.
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and set sail for the memorial service of the Russian opposition leader. Let us show the world that we be not afraid to speak our minds, even in the face of danger. For in the end, it be better to die on our feet than to live on our knees. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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