"Arrr, matey! EU be warnin' Trump, sayin', 'Don’t be givin’ ol’ Putin the pleasure of causin’ a ruckus!'”
2025-02-19
Avast ye! The EU's grand diplomat be soundin' the alarm to the Trump crew, sayin' not to let that scallywag Putin split the West as they be mendin' their sails and seekin' peace in Ukraine. Arrr, keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas o' politics! A top brass o’ the European Union, the savvy EU policy chief, Kaja Kallas, be warnin' ol’ Captain Trump not to let that slippery rascal, Putin, divide the fine crew of the U.S. and Europe. With the war in Ukraine brewin' like a storm, Kallas insists, "Any deal without Europe be doomed to sink!" Aye, she be right, for together, they be a force to reckon with!After chattin' with other leaders o’ the seas, Kallas be raisin' an eyebrow at discussions in Saudi Arabia, where the U.S. be thinkin' of cozyin' up to Moscow without the proper crew aboard. Zelenskyy, the captain of Ukraine, be scratchin' his head, wonderin’ why he ain't at the table while his ship be under attack! He demands, “Where be we in these talks?”
Kallas be pushin' back against Trump’s talk of lettin' Ukraine hold elections while under fire, shoutin', "Elections? Not when the cannons be a-blastin’!" So, she calls for more aid to Ukraine, suggestin' they need the strength to negotiate from a position of power. With another summit on the horizon, the winds o' change be blowin', but the question remains: shall they sail united or let the Kraken of division take hold?