"Arrr! Gérard Depardieu be takin' the stand, spillin' tales 'bout those naughty allegations, savvy?"
2025-03-25
Arrr! The French scallywag took the stand, spillin' his tale ‘gainst claims he diddled a matey! After years of whispered winds ‘bout his unruly ways, he be finally makin’ his case, like a ship lost at sea tryin’ to find land! What a jolly hullabaloo, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale of scandal upon the high seas o’ the silver screen! In yon court of law, a French thespian, known fer his dashing looks and flair, has finally stepped forth to defend his name against mighty accusations. Aye, fer years he’s been sailin’ the stormy waters o’ scandal, with whispers of him layin’ his hands where they shouldn’t be on a fair wench o’ the cast.