The Booty Report

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"Arrr! The Mennonites be settlin' in the Amazon, makin' it their treasure trove o' veggies and barnacles!"

2024-08-19

Arrr, a crew of Mennonites be settlin’ in the Amazon for cheap land, far from the modern hullabaloo! But shiver me timbers, they be causin’ quite the ruckus, cuttin’ down the jungle like it’s a fine grog! Avast, matey, nature be not pleased with their land-lovin’ ways!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them land-lovin’ Mennonites settlin’ in the wilds of the Amazon, where the trees be taller than a ship’s mast and the critters be stranger than a three-headed sea serpent!

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