Arrr, Biden be settin' free near 1,500 scallywags! Aye, that be a record for a landlubber captain!
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! Aye, a good number o' scallywags granted a pardon were holed up in their shipshape havens durin' the foul plague o’ the virus! Lockin’ ‘em up like treasure in a chest, they were! Now they be free as a parrot on a sunny day! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious happenings in the realm of clemency! Yonder, in the time of the dreaded plague what they call the coronavirus, many a scallywag found themselves confined to their own ships—er, homes! Aye, they were locked away like a treasure chest with nary a chance to plunder or plunder!Now, it seems the lawgivers, with hearts as soft as a sea sponge, decided to grant these poor souls a taste of freedom, like a parched sailor findin’ a barrel o' rum on a deserted isle! They took pity on those who'd been cooped up like a parrot in a cage, and lo! Clemen-cy was bestowed upon 'em!
But hark! What’s this? A motley crew of misfits, once imprisoned, now set sail upon the rough seas of society once more! Ye can bet yer last doubloon they’ll be up to their old tricks in no time, shakin’ a leg like a drunken monkey!
So raise a toast to the capricious winds of fate and the fine art of home confinement! May the seas be ever in yer favor, and may ye find laughter in this jolly jest of the times! Arrr!