The Booty Report

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"20th scallywag seeks a swap from the fortress of doom to a fancy French brig! Avast, what a lark!"

2024-07-31

Arrr, after two decades locked in a fancy hoosegow in Colorado, the sole scallywag snagged for the 9/11 mischief be wishin' to swap his iron chains for a comfy hammock back in his own land! Aye, life be a curious treasure hunt, even for the likes of him!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of a scallywag who’s been locked away in a land o’ mountains for two decades! This landlubber, the only soul to be snagged for the infamous 9/11 mischief, be makin’ a bold request, y’see. Aye, after twenty long years in a supermax prison—more secure than a treasure chest guarded by a kraken—he be wishin’ to sail back to his homeland to serve out his days!

Aye, it be a curious thing, this desire to swap them cold, iron bars for familiar shores. Perhaps he be yearnin’ for a taste o’ home-cooked grub or the sweet scent of the sea breeze? Or mayhap he just wants to watch the sunset on his old stompin’ grounds, instead o’ through the barred windows of a fortress!

But let me tell ye, the winds o’ justice be blowin’ hard, and the seas be treacherous for a pirate with such a wish. Will the landlubbers let him return to the place where he once roamed free, or shall he remain a captive of the mountains, like a parrot stuck in a cage? Only time will tell, mateys! Raise a tankard to this curious case, and may the seas be ever in yer favor!

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