Ahoy! Captain Netanyahu's ship sailed through a stormy surgery, patchin' up his sails after a pesky UTI! Arrr!
2024-12-29
Arrr, matey! It be said that Captain Netanyahu done sailed into the surgeon’s lair for a bit o' tinkerin’ on his manly bits. Aye, he be strugglin’ with a pesky UTI afore the cutlass came out. All’s well that ends well, as they say on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the doughty Israeli Captain Benjamin Netanyahu, who just emerged from the treacherous depths of surgery! Aye, the Prime Minister be ridin' the storm after havin' his prostate removed due to an unruly urinary tract infection, claimin' it was a harmless enlargement, aye. The swashbucklin' doctors declared the operation a grand success, and Netanyahu be awake, eyes gleamin' like a treasure chest under the moonlight!The old sea dog be restin' in a secret recovery lair, where he’ll be keepin’ a close watch on his health, fer he’s no stranger to the surgeon's blade. Just months prior, he’d been through the wringer with hernia surgery, while his trusty First Mate, Yariv Levin, steered the ship in his absence. And let’s not forget the time he weathered a heatwave by the Sea of Galilee, findin' himself in a pickle of dehydration!
At the ripe old age of 75, Netanyahu keeps his compass pointed at the horizon, leadin' the charge against dark forces and keepin' his wit sharper than a cutlass, even as he faces a corruption tempest. So here’s to the old salt, may he sail smooth seas ahead, with nary a storm on the horizon!