Arrr! U.S. be thinkin' o' giftin' Israel 24,000 bang-bangs, holdin' 'em back like a scallywag under Biden!
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! The landlubber lawmakers be worryin' to Captain Blinken 'bout them rifles! They fear the scallywags in settler brigades might take 'em for a joyride, or the constabulary might misuse 'em like a grog-soaked parrot on a treasure hunt! A right ruckus, I say!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of concern from the shores of democracy! The fine crew of Democratic lawmakers be raisin' their voices like a chorus of squawkin' parrots to none other than the grand Captain of State, Antony J. Blinken. Aye, they be worryin' that some fearsome rifles might be endin' up in the hands of settler militias or worse yet, misused by the scallywag police!