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Avast ye landlubbers! The Iranian president's helicopter be gone with a crash, says the scallywags at state media!

2024-05-20

Arrr mateys, word has it that President Ebrahim Raisi and the foreign minister of Iran met their fate in a tragic helicopter mishap. 'Tis a blow to the country, losing such mighty swashbucklers. Who will steer the ship now, I wonder? Aye, aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Ye won't believe the news I be tellin' ye - President Ebrahim Raisi and Iran's foreign minister were sent to Davy Jones' locker in a helicopter crash! Aye, that be right, two of the most powerful scallywags in all of Iran be gone in the blink of an eye. The whole country be left in a right pickle without these two swashbucklers at the helm.
Ye can just imagine the chaos and confusion runnin' rampant through the streets of Tehran. Who be takin' charge now? Who be makin' the decisions for the good of the land? It be a right mess, I tell ye. But fear not, me hearties, for the sea be full of surprises and twists of fate. Maybe this be the chance for a new captain to step up and steer the ship in a different direction.
So raise a tankard of grog to President Raisi and the foreign minister, may they find calm seas and fair winds in the afterlife. And let's keep an eye on the horizon, for who knows what other adventures and misadventures be awaitin' us in the great tale of Iran.

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