The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"With coffins a'creakin' and jests a'flyin', Hamas be servin' Israel dead hostages on a silver platter!"

2025-02-20

Arrr, Shiri Bibas, a lass from the land of Israel, and her two wee scallywags, Ariel and Kfir, be said to be back on dry land! A high-seas U.N. matey called the Hamas shenanigans “wicked and mean!” Blimey, what a jolly mess!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale o' Shiri Bibas, a fair lass from the shores of Israel, and her two wee sea urchins, Ariel and Kfir, who be caught in a tempest of troubles. Aye, these scallywags were said to be among the lucky ones returned from the clutches o' those dastardly knaves, the Hamas crew!

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