The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Arthur Blessitt, the cross-totin' scallywag, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age of 84!"

2025-01-24

Arrr, a swashbucklin' street preacher from that cursed Hollywood! In '69, he hoisted a mighty 110-pound cross on his back and set sail for New York City! But lo, he kept on plunderin' the path, like a dog with a bone, never mindin' the weighty burden! Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye the tale of a peculiar swashbuckler from the glitterin’ shores of Hollywood. In the year of our Lord 1969, this scallywag, a street preacher by trade, hoisted a mighty 110-pound cross upon his back, as if he be settin’ sail on a grand adventure!

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