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Arrr, the WHO chief be spoutin' grand tales o' Disease X outbreak! It be comin', mark me words!

2024-02-17

Arrr mateys! Disease X be comin' fer us in the future, says WHO chief Tedros Ghebreyesus. We best be preparin' with a global treaty to keep our ship afloat when the next pandemic hits. Yo ho ho and a bottle of hand sanitizer!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the World Health Organization (WHO) Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus has sounded the alarm about the looming threat of Disease X, warning world leaders that it's not a matter of "if" but "when" a new deadly pathogen will strike. Tedros, the man who prefers to go by his first name, recently delivered this cautionary message at the World Government Summit in Dubai, reminding everyone of his previous prediction that a pandemic was inevitable, which came true with the emergence of the deadly coronavirus. Aye, he be complainin’ that the world ain't ready for another pandemic, callin' for a global treaty to be signed by May to prepare for Disease X, that scallywag of a disease that could be 20 times deadlier than COVID-19. The clock be tickin', and Tedros be askin' nations to join forces and commit to a "one health" approach to strengthen their defenses against future outbreaks. Despite the challenges and conspiracy theories surrounding the treaty, Tedros be adamant that its purpose be to protect the health of all souls on this mighty planet.

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