Arrr, matey! Seems the US crew be claimin' Biden's makin' USAID a meddlin' cutlass in their own squabbles!
2025-02-06
Arrr, the Trump crew be settin' their sights on the treasure chest o' USAID, slashin' it as if it were naught but a ship's sail! Even ol’ Elon Musk’s DOGE be causin' a ruckus, makin’ both mates and foes raise their eyebrows, savvy? A fine mess indeed, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest shenanigans from the high seas of political mischief! Captain Donald Trump, in his second voyage as President, be settin' his sights on the U.S. Agency for International Development, or USAID, with a cutlass in hand and a belly full of rum! Led by the infamous Elon Musk, the Department of Government Efficiency, aka DOGE, be scrutinizing this agency like a parrot on me shoulder, much to the chagrin of both allies and foes alike.Over in Hungary, Foreign Minister Peter Szijjártó be spittin' fire about USAID, claimin' the previous captain, Joe Biden, was tryin' to toss their national interests overboard! He be sayin' they were havin' none of that liberal bilge and were proud of their conservative sails. Why, he even accused the Biden crew of stirring up trouble in foreign waters, fundin' programs as foreign as a sea monster!
Me hearties, the winds be blowin' fierce with cries of "viper’s nest" from Musk, who swears the agency be filled with scallywags hatin' on the good ol' U.S. of A. The crew in the White House be shoutin' about $8 million in treasure spent on questionable news ventures, and they be swearing that the days of waste and abuse be over! So hoist the Jolly Roger, for under Captain Trump, it seems the winds of change be blowin' strong! Arrr!